$TURDUCKEN

THANKSGIVING EXPERIMENT GONE WRONG

Someone tried to min-max the holiday and fused turkey, duck, and chicken into one cursed dinner boss. It escaped the oven and is now wobbling through your Pump.fun chart like a cartoon fever dream.

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STUFFED LORE

One bird for boomers, one for degen snipers, one for the cousin who "just discovered crypto yesterday".

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NO LEFTOVERS

Either we moon or the whole family chat agrees never to talk about this Thanksgiving again.

CARTOON BIRD FUSION

WOBBLE STACK

WE WERE THREE
SEPARATE BIRDS
TEN MINUTES AGO.

OFFICIAL REEL WHAT THE CLUCK ARE PEOPLE EATING